The next time I saw Nicky, we were planning Emily’s birthday party in Mid June.  I couldn’t believe the difference.  My little sister, who couldn’t make up her mind between the chicken strips and the black and bleu salad, had lost a noticeable amount of weight.  She was holding out on me, and it was ticking me off.  This was as bad as finding a sale on Coach bags and not telling me about them and trying to keep them all to herself.  She had found a way to lose about 15 lbs (at least) in about two months and wouldn’t share with her own sister how she did it! It was time for me to do some research and find out what her secret was.  Was she doing crack or speed?  I bet she wasn’t eating at all.  Or, better yet, she was sticking her finger down her throat and doing the supermodel diet. I had to find out the truth, it was killing me.  I was the saver, I was the one who was organized, and now she was losing weight.  She couldn’t even balance her checkbook and now she was losing weight and all she would give me was “It really is easy….” Oh, bite me!

While we were planning Emily’s party, Nicky had the gall to eat right in front of me.  As a matter of fact, I think she had something in her hand stuffing her face the entire time she was at my house.  There is no way you can lose weight and eat like that.  I don’t remember exactly what she ate, but I do remember that she was always eating. Of course, I had to politely say that she looked great and that she had to tell me how she was doing it.  Once again, she only gave me The Diet Smart Plan and mentioned that I should try it.  Is it a book?  A fad diet?  What is it?  What makes it so easy?  Nicky YOU ARE KILLING ME!